InsaneJournal

Forest Sex
Title: Forest Sex
Word Count: 106
Rating: R mostly for language
Challenge: #124: Picture Prompt
Characters: Remus/Severus
A/N: Like me stupid title?


“No, the most challenging place to have sex is the forest.”

“How so?”

“Well there is the dirt that gets everywhere, and you spend the next three days washing it off. Then there is the tress, not that soft, as you remember. It took me three hours to heal those fucking things. The bugs. Unlike a wolf I do not enjoy fucking bugs crawling over me when my lover is fucking me. And the rocks, my knees were killing last time we had sex in the forest.” There was a long pause. “Remus…..why are you looking at me like that?”

“Let's go camping.” Remus said, grinning.</lj-ct>